Spanking Yourself or Ouch, thanks me I needed that

Taming The Inner Brat by Dr Fraulein Franklspankl This book marked the beginning of New Authoritarianism, the backlash against the current over-liberal childrearing culture. An essential handbook for adults damaged by years of wishy washy hippie parenting, and who still suffer from tantrums if they can't have their own way. Contains a special chapter on how to give yourself a good spanking and send yourself to bed without any supper. Love and That by the Economy Psychology Press

I practice self spanking although it is always directed by one of two people. I am not allowed to spank myself without their guidance. This is primarily because I tend to be way to angry with myself and thus too hard. When I saw the listing for this book I was intrigued. I may have to get it just to find out what they think about self spanking and how it is done. Now really how hilarious is that description and that author!

Some Tips on Self Spanking

1. Make sure you are in a reasonable position. This just doesn't work like being spanked by another person. I also believe you should have someone helping to direct it, but that is just me.

2. Choose implements you can use with some effect. I find it hard to use a belt or strap on my bottom since I just can't see where I am swinging and usually can't do it hard enough. I think paddles and brushes work best for self spanking.

3. Decide (with or without your partner) just how severe this self punishment needs to be. Some ways of increasing the intensity are wetting or oiling your bottom, using substances in your bottom such as toothpaste or Ben Gay that cause no harm but definitely make you feel punished. I have also been spanked between my legs. As a punishment you need to be extremely careful as this is a sensitive area, but it does add intensity to a spanking.

4. If you do this on your own without direction don't forget your own aftercare. You don't want your backside to develop callused skin and you also need to be soothed and cared about even if you are the one doing the soothing and caring.

5. If you work with a partner try to use the phone instead of IM or email. It really helps to hear the lecture rather than read it. I think it also helps if he can hear the spanking being administered. In this situation aftercare should also not be neglected.

6. Understand that self spanking is, for most people, always going to be second best. But it is better than no option at all.

7. If you are considering this you may want to practice with positions in which you can reach your backside with maximum swat and minimum arm twisting. Figure out which position of your body works best for you.