Spanking Ditties

I knew I wouldn't have much time to post today. Since I am the most haphazard housekeeper on the planet, I knew I would be cleaning like crazy this morning since my "older brother" is dropping by. And I certainly expect to be spanked, in fact I know I will, but I didn't want to add a punishment spanking for his walking into what might look like a construction zone. Ok I am exagerating but you get the idea. And in case you are wondering about the picture, he is exceedingly fond of hairbrushes.

Of course tomorrow or the next day I can give a delicious description of spankings received. But for today I thought I would give you a few comical thoughts on how often spankings ought to be given.

A spanking a year,
Makes life dull and quite drear

A spanking each month or two
Makes cold backsides turn blue

A spanking each week
And life is not quite as bleak

But a spanking a day
Makes bottoms shout Hooray!

Oh and a spanking a minute,
Sorry can't see anyone buyin' into it.