Tuesday, December 4, 2007

A Hanukkah spanking good parody






Everyone by now must have heard the song

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay etc......

Well this is my parody in honor of the first night of Hanukkah.
(no applause just throw gelt(money in Yiddish)

I have a dreidel paddle
I made it out of wood
And when my sweetie swings it
I know he'll spank me good.

Oh dreidel dreidel paddle
I made it out of wood
And when my sweetie swings it
I know he'll spank me good.

We'll light each little candle
Eat a delicious feast
The red glow from my backside
Will match the candles at the least

Oh dreidel dreidel paddle
Eat a delicious feast
The red glow from my backside
Will match the candles at the least

For eight days I'll be joyful
As he tries out all our toys.
Eight spanks with every one of them
For naughty girls and boys

Oh dreidel dreidle paddle
As he tries out all our toys
Eight spanks with every one of them
For naughty girls and boys!

Tomorrow my parody on the eight days of Hanukkah.
WEG
Valorie

Hope you like my Hanukkah hat!

2 comments:

Paul said...

Purple, thank you for the poem, love the hat, hope that you get your wish.
I imagine that by the end of Hanukkah you won't be able to sit down. :)
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Purple Angel said...

Now don't you agree Paul, that a dreidel shaped paddle would be ideal? I certainly think so. Thanks for your lovely wishes, but I am afraid this Hanukkah won't see them come true, however there is always next year!!
Hugs,
Purple Angel