The Eight Nights of Chanukkah-a song parody, skip this if you are sick of the holiday parodies!

The Eight Nights of Chanukkah

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me
Hand spanks over his knee

On the second night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the third night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the fourth night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Four strokes with a leather strap
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the fifth night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Five purple paddle spankings
Four strokes with a leather strap
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the sixth night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Six kisses on my red bottom
Five purple paddle spankings
Four strokes with a leather strap
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the seventh night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Seven erotic floggings
Six kisses on my red bottom
Five purple paddle spankings
Four strokes with a leather strap
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

On the eighth night of Chanukkah my true love gave to me
Eight new toys for next year
Seven erotic floggings
Six kisses on my red bottom
Five purple paddle spankings
Four strokes with a leather strap
Three rattan cane stripes
Two smacks with a hairbrush
And hand spanks over his knee

Unfortunately all this is in my imaginary play space. But who knows, maybe next year. Happy Holidays and to keep us all together
Happy Chrismukkahwanzaa