Sunday, December 23, 2007

12 Days of a BDSM Christmas


No I have no idea who wrote it but it is one of the better 12 days of Christmas parodies that I have found. I found it at Sensuous Sadie's website. I happen to enjoy both her books and the interviews she does with those in the BDSM lifestyle. She takes a very spiritual viewpoint and while there are many parts of the lifestyle she enjoys that I don't think I would I totally respect and appreciate the non judgemental way in which she presents ideas and view points. She also has a fantastic sense of humor.


Enjoy the song and be good to yourself, sing along!!



12 days of a BDSM Christmas~ Anonymous


On the first day of Christmas my Masterhandcuffed me to a branch on a big pear tree


On the second day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,two nipple clampswhile handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the third day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the fourth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the fifth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,five vibes that sing...four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the sixth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,six clitty rings,five vibes that sing...four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the seventh day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,seven paddle whacks,six clitty rings, five vibes that sing...four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the eighth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,eight whips that crack,seven paddle whacks, six clitty rings,five vibes that sing... four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...



On the ninth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,nine nasty pinches,eight whips that crack, seven paddle whacks,six clitty rings, five vibes that sing...four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the tenth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,ten tender touches,nine nasty pinches, eight whips that crack,seven paddle whacks, six clitty rings,five vibes that sing... four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the eleventh day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,eleven loving kisses,ten tender touches, nine nasty pinches,eight whips that crack, seven paddle whacks,six clitty rings, five vibes that sing...four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree...


On the twelfth day of Christmasmy Master gave to me,12 silver chains,eleven loving kisses, ten tender touches,nine nasty pinches, eight whips that crack,seven paddle whacks, six clitty rings,five vibes that sing... four probing fingers,three good tugs on the two nipple clamps,while handcuffed to the pear tree. x

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A lovely 12 days parody. Lucky subs is all I can say.

Merry Christmas Purple to you and your family. Take care and be safe.

Love
Dove

Paul said...

Purple, nice one, thank you, new to me also.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

david said...

Merry Ghristmas from our house to yours.

david said...

Merry Christmas from our house to yours.

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