Outdoor Fantasy Land-part 1

I have never been spanked outdoors so this is still totally in the realm of fantasy. However, I do believe this is one that could come true. First of all places like forest preserves and large wooded parks offer opportunities to experience this. And, yes, that slight chance you might get caught makes it all the more exciting.

So here we are at Spanking Fantasy Land in the outdoor spanking section. There are wooded areas, lakeside areas(watch out for the sand), prairie areas(prairie grasses grow over ten feet high, and plenty of benches, tables, and fallen logs. Why there might even be an old woodshed or two.

My guy and I take our picnic basket to one of the densely wooded areas near a small stream. There is a picnic table and we stop there to have some lunch. I begin to unpack but he stops me. "Appetizers first" and oh what a wicked grin.

He takes the blanket we have brought and lays it on the edge of the table. Before I know it I am bent over the table with my shorts down to my ankles. He doesn't like me to wear panties so I don't unless it is an absolute necessity.

I can feel him rubbing my back and my bottom. I am told to spread my legs and soon can feel his hands there as well. I gasp out, "What if we get caught?"

He shrugs, "Oh just a chance we have to take."

Then he leans over and whispers (I am a big fool for whispers), "you do know what I want to do don't you?"

Oh God do I and I want it too. He is going to spank me. And if he doesn't I will make a total fool of myself begging him to. I hear him rummaging in the picnic basket.

"Your bottom is far too white, you need some roses in those cheeks." He begins using his hand to gently smack my bottom from side to side. It is more like sensual massage than spanking right now. However as he continues the smacks get more intense and begin to sting. Every so often he stops to rub and caress while describing what a beautiful color my skin is turning. My bottom squirms and I have my head pillowed on my hands. I can feel the excitement in the pit of my stomach.

But I see him lift the paddle out of the basket. I let out a slight whimper of both excitment and a tinge of fear. That paddle stings. After a few kisses on my neck and ears, he runs his hand over my pink skin. He rubs the cool wood of the paddle over it in circles and then I feel it lift.

The paddle lands with a crisp smack and he is delighted with the results. He continues paddling as I start moving my feet up and down to the rhythm and occasionally yelping from the sting.

After each yelp he stops to rub but then begins again. Soon I begin to feel myself getting lost in sensation. The beautiful woods, the stream running by, the sounds of birds all disappear. All that is left is the exquisite sting of the paddle on my skin. Tears begin to run out of my eyes as much from emotion as pain.

The paddle stops and I feel him reach over to kiss my punished skin gently. I also know he can tell how excited I am as he strokes between my legs.

"Sweetheart, this is hardly over is it." He feels my legs shaking as I nod. His hand holds me tight around the waist to make sure I don't fall.

Soon he is kissing and caressing everywhere. I know there is more in that basket than lunch. I certainly hope no one else shows up.

Spanking Yourself or Ouch, thanks me I needed that

Taming The Inner Brat by Dr Fraulein Franklspankl This book marked the beginning of New Authoritarianism, the backlash against the current over-liberal childrearing culture. An essential handbook for adults damaged by years of wishy washy hippie parenting, and who still suffer from tantrums if they can't have their own way. Contains a special chapter on how to give yourself a good spanking and send yourself to bed without any supper. Love and That by the Economy Psychology Press

I practice self spanking although it is always directed by one of two people. I am not allowed to spank myself without their guidance. This is primarily because I tend to be way to angry with myself and thus too hard. When I saw the listing for this book I was intrigued. I may have to get it just to find out what they think about self spanking and how it is done. Now really how hilarious is that description and that author!

Some Tips on Self Spanking

1. Make sure you are in a reasonable position. This just doesn't work like being spanked by another person. I also believe you should have someone helping to direct it, but that is just me.

2. Choose implements you can use with some effect. I find it hard to use a belt or strap on my bottom since I just can't see where I am swinging and usually can't do it hard enough. I think paddles and brushes work best for self spanking.

3. Decide (with or without your partner) just how severe this self punishment needs to be. Some ways of increasing the intensity are wetting or oiling your bottom, using substances in your bottom such as toothpaste or Ben Gay that cause no harm but definitely make you feel punished. I have also been spanked between my legs. As a punishment you need to be extremely careful as this is a sensitive area, but it does add intensity to a spanking.

4. If you do this on your own without direction don't forget your own aftercare. You don't want your backside to develop callused skin and you also need to be soothed and cared about even if you are the one doing the soothing and caring.

5. If you work with a partner try to use the phone instead of IM or email. It really helps to hear the lecture rather than read it. I think it also helps if he can hear the spanking being administered. In this situation aftercare should also not be neglected.

6. Understand that self spanking is, for most people, always going to be second best. But it is better than no option at all.

7. If you are considering this you may want to practice with positions in which you can reach your backside with maximum swat and minimum arm twisting. Figure out which position of your body works best for you.