None of my cats will even try!

I have tried to teach my cats to wield a paddle or brush. After all I live with three of them, I must get on their nerves from time to time. What a perfect opportunity for a spanking. But will they cooperate? No way! In fact if they see the toy bag come out they leave the room and go to sleep on the couch. What a trio of wet blankets.

In any case I decided this picture had to be seen since they wouldn't take my word for it.